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AI Startup Says It Will Pay People $2,000 A Month to Masturbate... Yes, Really

AI Startup Says It Will Pay People $2,000 A Month to Masturbate... Yes, Really Authored by Jason Nelson via Decrypt.co, Joi AI is hiring 10 “masturbation consultants” at $2,000 for a month to test an AI-guided masturbation feature and document its effects on stress, sleep, mood, and confidence. The feature uses mood-matched AI voice sessions, and consultants would submit written feedback and questionnaires directly to the company. Joi AI says the campaign is intended...

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